I Can't Think About Anything Wity

So if I say that I hate weddings, would everybody in the world hate me? After spending all today helping friends of mine "tie the knot", I'm just about ready to kill myself. Don't get me wrong though, I very much enjoy the idea of a wife, someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, someone who will never leave my side, and someone who makes me want to be a better person. Its just that when you put on this big event leading up to something that can be just as easily done in a courthouse with a couple of witnesses. It just makes it seem pointless. Yeah I understand that its a proclamation to the world saying "look at me, we are in love, we want everybody in the world to be jealous of us". I'm not jealous, I just want to live my life and tell the world how much I love my significant other, just not while stressing about table placements and decorations. Maybe if when I fall in love and am ready to get married I'll just hire someone to do everything for me. I don't want to hear a word about my wedding. I want a date, a time, a place, and something to wear. Thats it. Or maybe I'm just dreaming. Maybe my views will be different one day but until then shot me in the head before I have to plan a wedding.